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[puppetpocalypse]

What the flying fuck? Christ on Merlin's beard, that seriously happened.

[The voice sounds exasperated, yet somehow chill. Bro isn't sure whether to be upset or not at the moment.]

I'd recommend not trying to apparate. It kind of leads to some really awkward times.

Unless you like dying. Than by all means, go ahead and try at it to your hearts content. I'm pretty sure I'm missing some time, though.

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[stoppedhiding]

[ Y e p.

He's armed with an axe he picked up from the fire station, strapped across his back under his cape, while he waits for Bro to arrive. He might assume this guy is a survivor of some village he torched, but that wouldn't explain him knowing the name Theodor, or claiming that they'd gone to school and taught together. So he doesn't know what to expect. ]

[puppetpocalypse]

[Probably not what the other was expecting.

The person that comes to view is tall and thin. He's wearing pointed shades and a baseball cap. But it's offset by the fact that he's got the Hogwarts uniform underneath his wizard robes. The Hufflepuff crest is embroidered onto his robes.

He recognizes Golbez straight away but...] Merlin's beard.

[stoppedhiding]

[ What, not expecting a shirtless dude in a kilt? He crosses his arms, looking Bro over. That garb is like nothing he's seen back in his world. ]

Yes?

[puppetpocalypse]

This is the single, most awkward moment of my life.

[See, the thing is, this is Theodore shirtless and in a kilt. He's not sure how to feel about it...]

[stoppedhiding]

[ Just try not to pitch a tent, Bro. ]

Mistaken identity after all, then? [ It can't be, though. ]

[puppetpocalypse]

[It's hilarious and awkward. Like, wow. He wants to tease Theodore about this someday, but is that even gonna be a thing that happens?]

No. You look just like him. You...I guess you aren't him though. [And maybe that kind of really made him sad inside.]

[stoppedhiding]

[ That... makes absolutely no sense whatsoever. Golbez's usual impassive glare falters. ]

I apologize.

[puppetpocalypse]

It's not your fault. I've basically been having a field day figuring out everything here. Might as well add more to it.

[Sob. You don't even know how much he looked up to Theodore. It was a lot.]

[stoppedhiding]

[ And now senpai doesn't even recognize you. u_u ]

Fair enough.

[ Awkwarrrd. ]

Would you mind elaborating on how it is you think you know me?

[puppetpocalypse]

[Senpai...wry.]

We went to school together. Yo-he was an upperclassman who helped me out a lot. Ended up teaching at said school together.

[stoppedhiding]

[ Hmm. Just like he'd said before. ]

What does the name "Golbez" mean to you?

[puppetpocalypse]

He did a lot of shit under that name. It doesn't leave a lot of good memories. [And Bro doesn't particularly like to think about those times nor does he feel like he should be very descriptive about Theodore's life.]

[stoppedhiding]

...I see.

[ He's not going to be particularly open about his own misdeeds under that name. Just. Wow this is awkward. ]

[puppetpocalypse]

Yeah. Sorry. This is probably pretty fucking weird for you.

[He's not sure how to approach Golbez. This is really awkward and wow. Uhm...It's just unsettling to talk to someone who's pretty much someone he knows but isn't.]