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[puppetpocalypse]

What the flying fuck? Christ on Merlin's beard, that seriously happened.

[The voice sounds exasperated, yet somehow chill. Bro isn't sure whether to be upset or not at the moment.]

I'd recommend not trying to apparate. It kind of leads to some really awkward times.

Unless you like dying. Than by all means, go ahead and try at it to your hearts content. I'm pretty sure I'm missing some time, though.

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[smupette]

You must be Dirk's brother.

[She doesn't know what to say. She isn't making this about herself, she never makes anything of herself. He must have mistaken her amusement for actually thinking this was funny. Not that she really wants to give away who she is, so she wont.]

But I was in the wrong, I shouldn't have found it amusing at all. [She doesn't even have her brother here, at least Bro has Dirk to take care of, ha.]

[puppetpocalypse]

You're the woman going by Sis Strider. [Dirk mentioned you to her. And since you mentioned him being Dirk's brother, it only made sense. He wouldn't know who else would refer to him as that, anyways.] Your some Dave's older sister. [He says that fairly loosely. He can't fathom why she isn't both Dave and Dirk's sister.]

How come you don't also have a second brother?

[smupette]

Yeah, that's me. [She sighs, yes this was going to be another moment to explain, wasn't it?] He isn't some Dave, that Dave is my brother, our universes are different.

I don't have a second brother because it was always just Dave and I. Always has been, always will be. Until I die, of course. Now why do you have two brothers?

[puppetpocalypse]

[Fuck these alternate universes.]

Because mum and dad wanted three sons. What type of dumb question is this? That's like asking why people get old. Because I so happened to have two brothers because my parents conceived two other children after me. Take it to those assholes if it's a problem.

[smupette]

[Wow this is so confusing.]

We didn't have a mom and dad. You being the oldest of three is certainly no problem at all. I'm assuming you call yourself Bro because you have an equally mysterious name, correct?

[Why can't they have anything in common, is the world ending? Are Bro and Sis really night and day?]

[puppetpocalypse]

How 'bout equally jacked up name. I didn't really take to my given name.

[Unless you think it's totally cool to introduce yourself as Dick. Not even because your name is Richard. Because your asshole parents named you Dick.] How the bloody hell do you not have parents?

[smupette]

Neither did I.

[It's okay, her name is Drew. Like Drew Barrymore. It's just not a name she really associates herself with- she would be really sorry to find out his name is Dick. That really is an awful name.] Because I don't? Why is that a question that needs to be answered? Much less asked. I raised Dave by myself.

[puppetpocalypse]

I don't know why you had to mention that either. I raised them myself. [Even when they were still living with their parents, Bro basically did all the work. He was still going to school and everything.] Nice to know that's a constant. [Too bad the circumstances were entirely different.]

[smupette]

You did a fine job with Dirk, I'll tell you that. [She is amazed though, two brothers by herself.]

The circumstance is probably different, I'm assuming.

[puppetpocalypse]

Hn. [He just kind of grunted. Not really accepting the compliment nor disregarding it.]

They deserved better. [Even if Bro still sometimes wonder if better was really better. He's not exactly parenting material.]