How 'bout equally jacked up name. I didn't really take to my given name.
[Unless you think it's totally cool to introduce yourself as Dick. Not even because your name is Richard. Because your asshole parents named you Dick.] How the bloody hell do you not have parents?
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[Unless you think it's totally cool to introduce yourself as Dick. Not even because your name is Richard. Because your asshole parents named you Dick.] How the bloody hell do you not have parents?