[ He swats Bro's hand away, taking a closer look at him. Yep, he's definitely wearing his teacher robes... His corpse had looked like it was, too, but it had been lying face-down and Dirk hadn't wanted to turn it over to make sure and sdfkjsfd ]

Jake's here too -- our Jake, I mean, in addition to that weird other one. He doesn't have his either. And the other one I mentioned says he uses guns back home, but they got taken too. I guess we're just not supposed to have weapons?